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It's a political arm-wrestle over who can flex their national security muscles more convincingly. With the election looming like a bad sequel, Anthony Albanese and Peter Dutton have entered a national security chest-puffing contest. Albo's pitching “measured leadership with allies,” while Dutton’s gone full action-hero, promising tougher borders, more defence spending, and what sounds suspiciously like a guest spot on Border Security: Election Edition.

The brawl includes everything from cybersecurity threats to military alliances, defence procurement, and the classic “who’s tougher on China” debate. Dutton says Labor’s weak. Albanese says the Coalition’s reckless. And both agree that Australia must be “prepared,” which usually means more money for submarines and fewer details about what they’ll actually do.

Zooming out, this is less about safety and more about scoring electoral points. National security polls well, especially when the economy is wobbly and the news cycle’s moody. So expect more tough-guy rhetoric, staged photo ops with troops, and patriotic soundbites vaguely referencing ANZAC values.

The latest? Dutton unveiled a new security plan with the subtlety of a hammer, while Albanese reiterated trust in international partnerships. Voters are stuck deciding who they’d trust more in a geopolitical fire drill. Or at least who looks better holding binoculars on a navy ship. Sources: SBS News, The Australian, 9News (30 April 2025)