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In today’s episode of Economic Gaslighting: the ASX is partying while Aussies lose jobs. Yep, the jobless rate ticked up to 4.1%, and somehow, the stock market went, “Yay!” +The Australian, +AFR Turns out, investors love a bit of unemployment—it means the RBA might ease off those rate hikes and let the rich keep getting richer in peace.

So while regular folks tighten belts, banks, miners, and tech bros clink glasses over modest job losses like it's Christmas in April. The logic? Fewer jobs = lower wage pressure = less inflation = happy Reserve Bank = interest rates stay put. But for the rest of us, it means casual hours vanish, pay rises go AWOL, and Centrelink queues get longer than a Taylor Swift merch line.

Treasurer Jim Chalmers says the economy is “resilient” and “adjusting” like it’s a yoga class. But small business owners and part-timers who just got let go might have a different word for it—like, “screwed.” The ASX 200 rose 0.5% on the day, proving once again that markets are powered not by reality but by the collective hopes and delusions of day traders and banks with too much caffeine.

Sources: The Australian Financial Review, The Australian, ABC News, 9News