Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Review - A Deeply Satisfying Homage to JRPGs
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Thursday, 2025 Apr 24|
12:00 AM
Gamers rejoice: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 has arrived, and it’s basically Final Fantasy’s artsy French cousin who studied philosophy abroad and came back with a killer sword collection.
This stylized JRPG is dripping in painterly visuals, turn-based swagger, and enough existential angst to make even Cloud Strife say “bro, you okay?” The plot?
Beautifully convoluted, obviously. A world-ending prophecy. A tortured protagonist. Some weird time loop stuff.
Also, masks. Lots of masks.
But it’s not about understanding everything—it’s about feeling very deep emotions while a harp plays in the background and your party member quietly dies of plot development.
Gameplay-wise, Expedition 33 goes full throwback, but with just enough innovation to keep it fresh.
It’s like playing a love letter to 90s JRPGs, only this one is written on parchment and sealed with a wax stamp of pure aesthetic agony.
You’ll cry, you’ll grind for loot, you’ll spend 20 minutes debating whether to equip the +3 dagger or the +2 katana with better vibes.
And the soundtrack? Oh, honey.
It slaps, mourns, and elevates every cutscene to Oscar-bait levels of melodrama.
This isn’t just a game—it’s a mood board come to life.
Latest update?
Critics are swooning, fans are obsessing, and somewhere in a Square Enix boardroom, a jealous executive just sighed, “Why didn’t we make this first?” Sources: IGN – “Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 delivers modern JRPG magic” (24 Apr 2025) Polygon – “A hauntingly beautiful homage to the golden age of JRPGs” (24 Apr 2025)
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