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Remember when planning a music festival was just about booking DJs, ordering beer, and pretending to care about eco cups? Now, it’s mostly about dodging cyclones. Yet another major Aussie music festival has been sent to the great rain-drenched graveyard in the sky, this time thanks to—you guessed it—climate change.

So if your festival outfit includes a raincoat, gumboots, and trauma insurance, you're doing it right. Festival organisers are now doing weather forecasts the way people check their ex’s Instagram: nervously, obsessively, and with a sense of impending doom. The lineups are ambitious, the vibes are immaculate, and the cancellation emails are basically pre-written.

This time, the rainfall outlook was so apocalyptic it made Glastonbury look like a picnic in the park. Here’s the real tea: climate change is no longer a vague future problem. It’s canceling events in real-time. Insurance costs for outdoor events are skyrocketing, ticket holders are getting refund PTSD, and musicians are considering side hustles as indoor plant salesmen.

Organisers are now planning for “weather contingency” the way they used to plan for surprise Kanye appearances—just as chaotic, but with more mud. Today’s update? Organisers issued the usual “safety first” statement, promising they’ll be back “bigger and better next year.” Translation: they’ll try again and pray that 2026 doesn’t come with acid rain and a plague of toads.

If not, there's always Netflix and noise-cancelling headphones. Sources: The Guardian – “Morning Mail: Climate change blamed for latest music festival cancellation” (30/04/2025) https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/apr/30/morning-mail-wednesday-ntwnfb