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In today’s episode of Work Until You Die, the Coalition has come out swinging against the Albanese government’s newly passed “right to disconnect” laws—because why should Australians be allowed peace after 5pm? Shadow industrial relations minister Michaelia Cash called the policy “anti-business,” which loosely translates to “how dare people have dinner without Slack notifications.” The law, passed earlier this year, gives workers the right to ignore after-hours calls, texts, and emails without fear of being hauled into HR for treason.

It was widely cheered by burnt-out employees, exhausted teachers, and anyone who's ever sent a “per my last email” while dead inside. Naturally, the Coalition wants it gone. Let’s be honest, the timing’s a joke. We’re in an era of quiet quitting, loud quitting, and Zoom meetings that feel like hostage situations.

But rather than adjust to modern life, the Coalition seems nostalgic for 1950s sweatshop vibes, where “work-life balance” meant collapsing on your lawn in a tie. The latest update? Peter Dutton’s team says they’ll scrap the law if elected. So, if you enjoy being chained to your phone while reheating pasta at 9pm, congrats—your time has come.

Sources: The Guardian Australia – “Coalition vows to scrap right to disconnect laws” (24 Apr 2025) SBS News – “Right to disconnect faces rollback under Coalition” (24 Apr 2025)