Demons Coach Swings the Axe: Two Stars Dropped Amid Winless Start

Melbourne Demons' coach makes bold changes, dropping two key players in response to the team's lackluster performance this season.

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Melbourne Demons coach Mick Stinear has had enough of being the AFLW’s emotional support team for other clubs—he’s dropped two star players after a winless start to the season, and fans are shook. +9News, +The Age Gone (for now) are midfield gun Eliza West and forward Alyssa Bannan, both benched in a bold move that screams “do better or do bench presses.” After three straight losses, the Demons are sitting awkwardly at the bottom of the ladder, clutching a reputation that’s slipping faster than a wet Sherrin.

Stinear isn’t sugarcoating it. He called the omissions “form-based decisions” and warned the team that selection will now be “brutal.” Translation: no more passengers, and definitely no coasting on last season’s hype. The Demons’ ball movement has looked flatter than a Friday night Carlton draught, and if something doesn’t shift fast, their premiership window will slam shut before the AFLW even starts charging full entry.

This isn’t just about two players—it’s a cultural call-out. The Demons are historically known for being consistent contenders, but 2025 has seen them fumble that rep like it’s got butter on it. Fans want fire. Stinear is handing out torches. The next match will be the real test. Sink or swim.

Or at least kick straight. Because right now, even the goalposts look disappointed. Sources: 9News, The Age, AFLW.com.au, ABC Sport

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