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What started as sun, sand, and a smug Instagram reel ended in tragedy for a few too many beachgoers this Easter long weekend. Among the victims was a 36-year-old father-of-two from Sydney, who vanished off the rocks while fishing—because why not combine slipperiness, waves, and zero safety gear for the thrill of a sea snack?

Meanwhile, a 19-year-old swimmer in Victoria thought he could outswim a rip. Spoiler: he could not. Rescues were up, lifeguards were wrecked, and the ocean basically said, “Y’all forgot I’m not a swimming pool.” Let’s spill the salty tea. The Easter weekend gave us a horror show of aquatic chaos, with eight confirmed deaths along the coast.

Some slipped off rocks. Others underestimated the waves. One group of mates decided on a late-night swim (because nothing screams safety like beer and black water). And guess what? These weren’t just random flukes. They followed explicit warnings from Surf Life Saving Australia, who practically begged people to swim between the flags.

But Aussies, being proudly allergic to being told what to do, apparently heard, “YOLO! Let’s do cannonballs into danger!” Zooming out, this is Australia’s deadliest beach weekend in years. The post-lockdown travel bug, a heatwave, and our collective national ego ("Mate, I’ve surfed once—I'm basically Poseidon") turned Easter into a blooper reel of bad choices.

Authorities are now considering stricter beach access protocols and maybe tattooing safety flags on people’s eyeballs. Meanwhile, media outlets rushed to slap “tragic” over everything, skipping the part where most of these incidents were totally preventable. As of today, several beaches across NSW and Victoria have been temporarily shut, lifeguards are issuing “do-not-even-think-about-it” warnings, and officials are hosting a press conference that can be summed up as: “You mob can’t be trusted.” Peak Aussie chaos.

Sources: ABC News (22 April 2025) 9News Australia (22 April 2025) The Guardian AU (22 April 2025)