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Australians are stampeding to flu clinics like they’re lining up for a Taylor Swift presale—only instead of friendship bracelets, it’s tissues, thermometers, and a vague sense of dread. With flu cases up 50% and hospitals bracing for a tidal wave of snot, Aussies are finally remembering that jabs aren’t just for Instagrammable arms and COVID flashbacks.

GPs are booked solid, pharmacies are operating like day spas for the feverish, and your mate who “never gets sick” is now mainlining chicken soup and lying about having had the jab already. Health officials are begging people to vaccinate ASAP, warning that this season is not messing around. It’s early, it’s angry, and it’s got a mean streak longer than a Bondi brunch line.

The problem? Everyone suddenly realised they don’t want to be the one wheezing into May, and now demand is outpacing supply in some areas. It’s full-blown Flu-FOMO, with people posting “got mine” selfies and pretending the side effects don’t exist. Meanwhile, anti-vax aunties are suspiciously quiet.

Why it matters? Because if vaccination rates don’t catch up fast, we’re in for a winter of sick days, childcare chaos, and office group chats about who gave Brenda the flu. Latest update? Clinics are extending hours, vaccine stocks are being shuffled like deck chairs on a viral Titanic, and Australians have finally remembered what public health is.

Almost. Sources: 9News – “Flu vaccine rush as cases surge early” (24 Apr 2025) SMH – “Demand spikes for flu jab amid worst season in years” (24 Apr 2025)