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Rome is cloaked in quiet reverence this week as thousands gather at St. Peter’s Basilica to say goodbye to the only Pope who ever tweeted compassion and actually meant it. Pope Francis, the beloved reformer with a spine of steel and a heart made of recycled cassocks, now lies in state—marking the end of a papal era that was less fire and brimstone, more hugs and climate change lectures.

The man who swapped gold robes for humility and Vatican palaces for modest quarters is now receiving the send-off reserved for kings, saints, and spiritual rockstars. Mourners—from devout pilgrims to weary journalists—have lined up in droves, some holding rosaries, others holding back tears, all united in a strange, beautiful cocktail of grief, admiration, and “wow, this guy really changed things.” Over the years, Francis pushed buttons and boundaries.

He scolded corruption, blessed same-sex unions (sort of), and told off billionaires while riding around in a used Fiat. He brought warmth to the cold machinery of the Church and sass to its stiff hierarchy, proving that holiness doesn’t have to come with a marble scowl. Now, as the bells toll and the incense wafts dramatically, his legacy is being sealed with solemn hymns and a thousand whispered prayers.

The faithful file past his casket, some crossing themselves, others just silently mouthing “thank you.” Latest update? The funeral is set for this Saturday, and you can expect world leaders, every cardinal who ever got side-eyed by Francis, and probably a few undercover atheists to show up. Heaven just got itself a Pope with better PR than most CEOs.

Sources: Reuters – “Pope Francis lies in state at Vatican ahead of funeral” (24 Apr 2025) AP News – “Thousands gather to pay respects to Pope Francis” (24 Apr 2025)