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Rome fell silent today as Pope Francis—beloved, blunt, and blessedly progressive—lay in state at St. Peter’s Basilica. The pontiff who once said “who am I to judge?” and dragged the Church into the 21st century with one eyebrow raise at a time is now receiving the kind of global farewell usually reserved for rockstars and revolutionaries.

Francis, who redefined the papacy with humility and a no-limo policy, is being remembered as the “People’s Pope.” He chose compassion over condemnation, ditched the gold-threaded robes for something that didn’t scream medieval cosplay, and called out greed, injustice, and even Vatican bureaucracy with papal sass.

No wonder he had half the Church sweating. The backdrop? His papacy wasn’t without controversy. Traditionalists clutched their pearls, conservatives muttered into their rosaries, and at least three cardinals tried to stage ecclesiastical mutinies. But none of it stuck. Francis’s brand was spiritual realism—less fire and brimstone, more “stop being a jerk.” Today’s goodbye was global.

Pilgrims flooded the Vatican, world leaders offered tributes that for once didn’t sound ghostwritten, and Twitter lit up with genuine emotion. Even the atheists said “respect.” The latest? His funeral will be held later this week, and speculation is already swirling about who will fill those impossibly humble shoes.

One thing’s for sure: Heaven just got sassier. Sources: Reuters – “Pope Francis lies in state at St. Peter’s Basilica” (24 Apr 2025) Vatican News – “Faithful gather for final farewell to Pope Francis” (24 Apr 2025)