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Daniel “not that one” Galvin has been told to make his breakup with Richmond Football Club official—like, yesterday. The Tigers’ AFLW coach-in-waiting was revealed to have already taken a job at the Saints, and now Richmond wants the keys back and the breakup playlist deleted. +9News, +ABC Galvin was meant to finish the season with Richmond before making his romantic switch to St Kilda, but the Tigers now say: “Actually, let’s just see other people.” No awkward overlap, no joint custody of players.

It’s the classic “we wish him well” statement that reeks of polite rage. Coaching transfers are usually handled like political affairs—everyone pretends it’s chill until the backstabbing leaks to the media. Galvin’s quick exit is less “amicable split” and more “grab your stuff and don’t come back.” The real tea?

Richmond’s footy program is undergoing a massive revamp, and Galvin’s swift ghosting is just another chapter in their off-field soap opera. If nothing else, AFL drama continues to deliver better plot twists than your average Netflix show.