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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water—Surf Life Saving NSW says, actually no, don’t. After Easter’s beach weekend turned into a salty bloodbath (eight people dead and a nation stunned), lifeguards are now practically yelling into the void: Please stop pretending you’re in a Bondi Rescue episode.

Post-Easter conditions are still dicey, with hidden rips, freak waves, and plenty of people still nursing chocolate comas and overconfidence. Lifesavers report a spike in incidents involving swimmers ignoring warnings, rock fishers playing chicken with waves, and beachgoers treating safety signs like beachside décor.

Spoiler: red flags mean “no swimming,” not “Instagram here.” The concern now is that fewer patrols are out after the holiday blitz, but the weather’s still inviting enough to tempt people back into the ocean like moths to a watery flame. And just like that, we’ve entered what experts politely call “shoulder season,” and what lifesavers call “God help us.” Contextually, it’s the same story every year: public holidays, warmer temps, no common sense.

Add a beer or two, and suddenly Chad from Parramatta thinks he’s Poseidon. The media reels out the same tragic montages, and still—no learning. It’s like a national Groundhog Day, only wetter. Latest call-out? Surf Life Saving NSW wants all rock fishers to wear life jackets by law and is pushing for permanent danger signage across high-risk beaches.

Which is great. But unless those signs shout “Oi, you! Stop!” in a Siri voice, don’t expect miracles. Sources: 9News – “Surf Life Saving NSW issues fresh warnings after deadly weekend” ABC News – “Post-Easter dangers still high on NSW beaches” SBS – “Calls for new safety measures as surf deaths prompt alarm”