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Trump Celebrates 100 Days with Rally: 'Nothing Will Stop Me'

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Trump threw a party for himself, claimed unparalleled success, and took shots at judges. The crowd was half-full, but his confidence was overflowing.

Donald Trump, the man who once bragged about his perfect phone call, has now thrown himself a 100-day party—with all the modesty of a firework factory on New Year’s Eve.

Speaking at a not-quite-packed rally in Michigan, the former-recently-current-president declared that “nothing will stop me,” which is bold considering gravity, reality, and the judicial system are still very much in effect.

His loyalists, somewhere between rally-sized and bingo-night-at-the-VFW-sized, cheered as Trump rattled off wins, ranted about "communist radical-left judges" (classic greatest hits), and assured everyone that the country’s doing better than ever—mostly because he's in charge again.

Let’s rewind.

It’s been 100 days since Trump’s second coming to the Oval Office, which he’s spent in a whirlwind of executive orders, truth social rants, and courtroom dodges.

While the administration touts border crackdowns and trade smackdowns as wins, critics are stuck on little things like the tanking approval ratings, federal investigations, and general chaos.

But to Trump, it’s been a flawless run—“historic,” even.

Which is true, if you define “historic” as a sequel no one asked for but somehow still got greenlit.

The context?

America’s still stuck in a political seesaw, and Trump’s rally was less about policy and more about vibes—loud, defiant, and drenched in self-congratulation.

While legal landmines loom, Trump’s strategy is full steam ahead: insult the judges, bash the press, and frame every roadblock as proof of persecution.

It’s like a magic trick where the rabbit keeps suing the magician.

So what’s new? At the Michigan rally, Trump tripled down.

He hailed his first 100 days as unmatched (Lincoln, eat your heart out), swore the courts wouldn’t derail him, and hinted at more “big things” coming—probably involving caps lock.

The crowd? Lukewarm. The message? Blazing hot.

The man’s still campaigning like he never stopped. Because honestly, did he?

Sources: The Guardian (30 April 2025), CNN, Politico, Reuters.

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