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Australia’s stock market did what it does best today—panic when America does. After Wall Street took a nasty stumble overnight thanks to tech stocks tanking and bond yields doing the cha-cha, the ASX followed suit like a nervous intern mimicking the boss. The benchmark S&P/ASX 200 dropped nearly 1.2%, wiping billions in market value and several smiles off early-morning traders’ faces.

The culprits? Global jitters over another potential U.S. rate hike, persistent inflation woes, and the ever-fun game of “Is AI the next bubble?” But really, it was just Tuesday in financial markets. Local banks and mining stocks copped the worst of it, with BHP and NAB leading the plunge. Investors rushed to safe havens like gold and—because this is Australia—coffee.

For anyone keeping score, this latest wobble reinforces one economic truth: when the U.S. sneezes, we catch a full-blown man flu. It's the joy of being economically joined at the hip with a country run by Wall Street algorithms and caffeine-fuelled panic. Analysts say the selloff could be temporary and are urging calm, which is a polite way of saying, “Please stop refreshing your Super balance every 10 minutes.” Meanwhile, retail investors on Reddit are already calling it “The Great Dip of April” and asking if it’s time to “buy the fear.” Spoiler: it’s always time to buy the fear.

Just maybe not with your rent money. Sources: AFR (23 Apr 2025), The Age (23 Apr 2025), ABC News (23 Apr 2025)