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AFL Umpire's 'Just Got Word' Sparks Conspiracy Frenzy

One cryptic phrase—“I just got word”—and AFL fans have officially lost the plot. A last-minute umpiring reversal during the Essendon vs. North Melbourne clash has...

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Essendon’s Ankle Budget Now in Crisis

Harrison Jones’s ankle just did a full-blown folding chair impression, and Essendon’s injury list now reads like a Greek tragedy sponsored by Voltaren. Coach Brad...

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NRL's Hotel Hustle: Accor Scores Big with Magic Round

The NRL just locked in its hotel hookup with Accor until 2027—because nothing says “sport” like corporate room service and branded mini soaps. As Magic...

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Vote Now or Miss Kick-Off: NRL Fans Held Hostage by Democracy

Democracy just got tackled by footy. With the NRL’s Magic Round kicking off the same weekend as early voting, the Australian Electoral Commission is now...

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NRL Scores Extended Partnership with Accor Hotels Through 2027

NRL players can rest easy—literally—with hotel stays sorted through 2027. The NRL has just extended its partnership with Accor Hotels, ensuring players will be tucking...

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NRL Player Claims Police Served Up a ‘Punch Combo’ Instead of Justice

Just when you thought the NRL had exhausted its scandal quota for the year, here comes a fresh round: a star player now claims police...

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Daria Kasatkina Advocates for Freedom Post-Citizenship

Game, set, citizenship! Russian-born tennis ace Daria Kasatkina just became an Australian and wasted no time proving she’s got more than just a killer forehand—she’s...

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Djokovic's Tennis Tantrum: 'F*** Sports'

Novak Djokovic served up a racket-smashing, expletive-laced meltdown during a recent training session, reminding everyone that while he may be a tennis god, he’s also...

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Jack Draper Backs Jannik Sinner Post-Ban; Tennis Drama Ensues

Wimbledon? Nah, this is Real Housewives: ATP Tour. British up-and-comer Jack Draper has tossed his sweatband into the drama ring by publicly backing Jannik Sinner...

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Arsenal demolishes Real Madrid 3-0; Declan Rice's free kicks steal the...

In a plot twist that even FIFA career mode wouldn’t dare script, Arsenal just steamrolled Real Madrid 3–0. And yes, you read that right—THREE. TO....

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Demons Coach Swings the Axe: Two Stars Dropped Amid Winless Start

Melbourne Demons coach Mick Stinear has had enough of being the AFLW’s emotional support team for other clubs—he’s dropped two star players after a winless...

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Richmond's Galvin Urged to Split with Tigers Immediately

Daniel “not that one” Galvin has been told to make his breakup with Richmond Football Club official—like, yesterday. The Tigers’ AFLW coach-in-waiting was revealed to...