Turns out “Buy Now, Pay Later” also applies to investor regret. Block Inc., the US-based overlord of Afterpay, just suffered a Wall Street rug pull,...
The Reserve Bank just winked at a possible 0.25% interest rate cut like it’s handing out golden tickets to Oz. After two years of slamming...
Once the golden child of Aussie construction, Lendlease just got booted off the top 50 builders list—and yet somehow, their press releases are still building...
If you thought farming was just about growing crops and battling drought, think again. In Australia, it’s also about surviving a bureaucratic deathmatch just to...
In a rare moment of mercy, the Reserve Bank of Australia has hinted at what was once considered mythical: a possible interest rate cut. After...
Just when you thought your $12 avocado toast was safe, Melbourne’s wholesale produce market is having a full-blown rent tantrum—and you’re about to pay for...
Woolworths just posted a profit surge—because nothing screams “strong economy” like Australians bulk-buying home brand pasta like it’s nuclear winter. The supermarket giant’s earnings jumped...
Jon Adgemis, Sydney’s former pub prince turned finance fugitive, has managed to cough up just $100,000 of the $600,000 he owed by May 1. That...
Woolies is rolling out robots to watch the shelves—because humans can’t be trusted with bread stock levels. Woolworths has officially entered its sci-fi era, announcing...
Donald Trump has re-entered the economic tantrum circuit with a classic move: slapping a 25% tariff on Australian steel and aluminium imports. That’s right—our shiny...
Sydney’s housing market has finally hit “dystopian parody” mode, with luxury homes now being built out of—you guessed it—shipping containers. Forget five-bedroom mansions; the latest...
Move over toilet paper hoarders—Labor just dropped $1.2 billion on a strategic mineral stash big enough to make doomsday preppers look underprepared. In a move...
Standard & Poor’s just stepped in like the designated driver at an open-bar wedding, telling both Labor and Coalition to put the budget tequila down....
Hugh Riminton, who usually plays it straighter than a librarian’s ruler, has gone full savage on Election 2025, calling it a grim buffet of “meh”...
ruce Morcombe—the tireless child safety advocate whose grief became a nationwide mission—is throwing his full weight behind Peter Dutton’s push for a national public child...
Australia’s economic forecast just got the financial equivalent of a “meh” emoji, with growth for 2025 now dialed down to a lukewarm 2.0%, thanks to...
Elon Musk is grinning like a man who just short-circuited Wall Street—and for once, it’s not because of a poorly timed meme. Tesla’s Q1 earnings...
Hope you weren’t budgeting for relief this year—ANZ has joined the financial buzzkill club, delaying its prediction for interest rate cuts to checks notes sometime...
The ASX had a Monday morning tantrum, wiping billions off the board like a toddler knocking over Duplo. But while analysts cited rising bond yields,...
In today’s episode of Economic Gaslighting: the ASX is partying while Aussies lose jobs. Yep, the jobless rate ticked up to 4.1%, and somehow, the...
Australia’s stock market did what it does best today—panic when America does. After Wall Street took a nasty stumble overnight thanks to tech stocks tanking...
The Aussie dollar has decided to sit down, have a Tim Tam, and think about its choices. After a chaotic month of economic whiplash—thanks to...
Fifteen complete strangers in Western Australia are now $4.6 million richer—and probably wondering how many “long-lost cousins” are about to resurface. A syndicate of random...
